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Stormtroopers are not clones
Stormtroopers are not clones







stormtroopers are not clones

Which doesn't have to fear being holed by a one-time (ok, TWO time) trick shot down a handy porthole since Klingons ships only have one or two shots total to begin with.īut that's just me, who would you pick and why? Not to mention, of course, the Death Star. I always felt like Federation-era spacecraft on all sides were very limited, especially compared to the freewheeling TIE fighters and massive Imperial Destroyers. If we're talking empire-vs-empire, I'd probably go with the Star Wars versions, as they seem to have superior technology and firepower behind them. In terms of individual combat, I'd go with Klingons over Stormtroopers. If all else fails they can head-butt you with their turtle-shell faces, which is kind of a nice ace-in-the-hole. Their aim seems to be a little better, and they're definitely superior when it comes to hand-to-hand combat against anyone under the age of five.

stormtroopers are not clones

Klingons have had their asses kicked by everyone in the galaxy, from the fearsome Borg to the aforementioned Jean Luc Picard. Of course, Stormtroopers are pretty much intended to be cannon fodder, so I can't really blame them for that. Since he was then able to blow out the door controls with one hastily aimed attempt, I am going to go with "Lazy Eye Fett" as the explanation here.

stormtroopers are not clones

Seriously, Luke just wanders around the hold of the Death Star during their escape, shots sprayed wildly around the entire chamber. Stormtroopers can't shoot straight to save their lives, I suspect either because Jango Fett has a lazy eye or that Imperial blasters only have two settings: "Random" and "Scatter". Apparently Khan wasn't the only one limited to a pre-space mentality, Spock. In terms of space combat, the big advantage the Stormtroopers have over Klingons is that their Empire builds ships that can zoom around in three dimensions, while the Klingon Empire is stuck in the same one-plane, zoom up and blast away face to face paradigm that bedevils the Federation. These guys are totally ferocious in battle, except for the actual fighting part. How did they survive to conquer a sector of space again?! No no, I kid, of course. Except when fighting slight, balding septuagenarian Federation Captains. When it comes to Klingons, it's all about the forehead. Finally, they've got Darth Vader and the Death Star backing them up, which totally doesn't suck. Plus, they were awesome when they were Boba Fett.

stormtroopers are not clones

And they're all clones, so they're all prone to the same strengths weaknesses strengths. The case for Stormtroopers is that their uniforms are really cool.









Stormtroopers are not clones